A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, ‘Your
butt is as wide as the grill.’ She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to
his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed. He
measures her rear end and gasps, ‘Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!’
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky. She
calmly responds, ‘If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one
little wiener, you ARE mistaken.’