A married lawyer had sex in his car
and forgot the girl's panties on the
car
seat. His wife found the panties in
the
back seat, and tore it apart
screaming!
"What is this?".
He calmly replied, "you just destroyed
the evidence of a rape case which
was
worth millions of dollars that I am
handling".
She quickly went on her knees
apologizing "babe, I'm sorry"....
What do you call him:
1. Smart,
2. A good lawyer or
3. A damn good liar.