Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they
found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn
the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the
wife decides to find a solution. ‘Honey,’ she signs, ‘Why don't
we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want
to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast
one time.’
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife,
‘Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull
on penis one time.’
‘If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my
penis....fifty times.’