?Husband- dubai ja raha? hu...
?Wife- mere liye jewellery?? lana
?Husband- singapore? ja raha hu....
?Wife- mere liye cosmetics? lana
?Husband- london ?ja raha hu
?Wife- perfumes leke aana?
?Husband- narak ??me ja raha hu....
?Wife- enjoy yourself.....???
Shortest joke ever -

Wife is Cute....

When she is Mute X_X
?????
Newly married husband savd wife's nmbr on mobile as
"MY LIFE"
Aftr 1yr: "MY WIFE"
5yrs: "HOME"
10Yrs: "wrong number"
25Yrs: "lashkar-e-taiba"
EK shaitaani Chudel ne 60 saal ke husband
& wife se kaha..

Main tum dono ki ek ek wish puri kar sakti
hun..

Wife :- Main apne pati ke saath saari
duniya ghoomna chaahti hun..

Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur 2 tickets aa
gaye..

Fir husband se poochha..

Tum bolo kya chaahte ho??

Husband :- Mujhe apne se 30 saal chhoti
wife chaahiye..

Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur husband ko
90 saal ka kar dia!!
Moral :- Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chaahiye ke
Chudel bhi aurat hi hoti hai.