Once An Old-man was waiting 4 Train...
Boy:What's the Time?
Old-man: Sorry
Boy: Time?
Old-man:No!
Boy: Why?
Old-man: If I tel u the time, u will ask me
my name, my
job etc.
Then both of us will be frank.. May be u
get seat beside me.
U may go 2 same city.. My daughter will
come 2 receive me. She is beautiful U both
may fall in love Den she might insist to
marry
u & I'm sorry I don't want a son in- law
who doesn't even have a watch!