Difference between Indian Movies and American Movie :-

AMERICAN MOVIES :

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/
CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all
mythical creatures like were wolves and vampires. :P
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INDIAN MOVIES :

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,
whichever wire you cut u'll always choose the right".

3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up,
but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty.

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps.