A beautiful, well endowed young blonde goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.
The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes
with complete instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, ‘I'll take one.’
The man packaged the frog and said, ‘Just follow the instructions
carefully.’
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out
the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says
to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
nothing happens!
The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper
it says, ‘If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
store.’
So, the girl calls the pet store.
The man says, ‘I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right
over.’
Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
The girl welcomes him in and says, ‘See, I've done everything
according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.’
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says: ‘Listen to me! I'm only going to show
you how to do this one more time!’