An elderly couple, Rose and Jim, moved to Hamilton, USA!
Jim always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
‘Notice anything different about me?’
Rose looked him over.
‘Nope.’
Frustrated, Jim stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Rose, a little louder this time, ‘Notice anything
different NOW?’
Rose looked up and exclaimed, ‘Jim, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow!!’
Furious, Jim yelled, ‘AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, ROSE?’
'Nope', she replied.
‘IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!’
Without changing her expression, Rose replied, ‘Shoulda bought a hat,
Jim. Shoulda bought a hat.’