There are 10 very important men in a woman’s life:
Her doctor, who says: ‘Take your clothes off.’
Her dentist, who says: ‘Open wide.’
Her veterinarian, who says: ‘And how is your little pussy doing
today?’
Her gardener, who says: ‘Do you want me to mulch your bush?’
Her hairdresser, who says: ‘Do you want it teased or blown?’
Her interior decorator, who says: ‘You’ll like it once it’s in.’
Her hunter, who goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and
always eats what he shoots.
Her remodeler, who says: ‘It fits tongue-in-groove with a little
hammering.’
Her milkman, who says: ‘Do you want it in front or in back?’
Her banker, who says: ‘If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose
interest.’