God says to Adam, ‘What would you like in a wife?’
‘Hmmm,’ says Adam, ‘I'd like her to be the most beautiful
creature in the world. I'd like her to do whatever I tell her to. I'd
like he to work hard, be smart, enjoy being with me.’
‘Hmmmm’, God says, ‘I can do it, but it'll cost you an arm and a
leg.’
‘Oh,’ says Adam, ‘Well what can I get for a rib?’