Doctor, doctor, please kiss me,’ says the patient.
‘No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics,’ says the
doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: ‘Doctor, please, kiss me just
once.’ ‘No, I'm sorry, I just can't’ he says.
Five minutes later, she asks again: ‘Please, please kiss me!’
‘Look,’ says the doctor, ‘it's out of the question. In fact, I
probably shouldn't even be fucking you.