One day, God goes to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but finds that
Adam is sitting by himself.
‘Where’s Eve?’, He asks.
‘Well,’ says Adam, ‘She started to bleed. This happens every
month or so.’
‘So where is she?’ asks God.
‘Well, she went down to the river to wash up.’ replies Adam.
‘Damn,’ says God. ‘I just created the sweet water fish. How will
I ever get the smell off the fish?’