A blonde woman named Britney finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she’s in serious financial straits.
She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... ‘God, please help me. I’ve lost my business
and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto.’
Lotto night comes and she does not win.
Britney again prays... ‘God, please let me win the lotto! I’ve lost
my business, my house and now I’m going to lose my car.’
Lotto night comes and Britney still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... ‘Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me??
I’ve lost my business, my house, my car. My children are starving. I
don’t often ask for help, and I have always been a good servant to
you. PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my
life back in order.’
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and
Britney is confronted by the voice of God himself... ‘Britney, work
with me on this. Buy a ticket.’