A man walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, ‘Every flavor
ice cream in the world.’ ‘Bullshit,’ thinks the man and walks in.
‘So you say you have every flavor ice cream in the world? O.K., I
would like three scoops of cunt flavored ice cream please.’ ‘No
problem sir.’
The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and
the man takes a good lick.
Grimacing, he says, ‘This doesn't taste like cunt, it tastes like
shit!’
The assistant replies, ‘Of course it tastes like shit when you take
such long licks!’.