A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.
A man comes in and asks him, ‘Hey, why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day getting drunk?’
Farmer: ‘Some things you just can’t explain.’
Man: ‘So what happened that’s so horrible?’
Farmer: ‘Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I
got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the
bucket. Some things you just can’t explain.’
Man: ‘Ok, but that’s not so bad.’
Man: ‘So what happened then?’
Farmer: ‘I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.’
Man: ‘And then?’
Farmer: ‘Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I
got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the
bucket. Some things you just can’t explain.’
Man: ‘So, what did you do then?’
Farmer: ‘I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on
the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got
the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her
tail. Some things you just can’t explain.’
Man: ‘So, what did you do?’
Farmer: ‘Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt
and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down
and my wife walked in... Some things you just can’t explain.’