A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.
He says to his buddy at lunch, ‘Last night, I rolled over, tapped my
beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had
ourselves a performance!’
‘Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a
nudge, and we had ourselves another performance.’
‘Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited
quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any
longer.’
‘It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge.’
‘She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly.’
‘We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal.’
‘A rehearsal?’ his buddy asks, ‘Don't you mean a performance?’
‘No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes.’