Friday 27 December 2013

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Luigi was relaxing at
his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular
young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her
back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his
bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, ‘So, you finish?’
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, ‘No.’
Surprised, Luigi reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex
finally ends and, again, Luigi smiles and asks, ‘You finish?’
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
him and softly says, ‘No.’
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
Luigi reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,
he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking,
clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Luigi falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his
head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, ‘You
finish?’ Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his
ear, ‘No, I Norwegian.’

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