Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, ‘Where in
the hell have you been?’ Larry replies, ‘I was out getting a
tattoo.’ A tattoo?’ she frowned. ‘What kind of tattoo did you
get?’ ‘I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,’ he said
proudly. ‘What the hell were you thinking?’ she said, shaking her
head in disdain.
‘Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
on his privates?’ ‘Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two,
once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money
feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you
can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you
want!’