A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house
for an early afternoon quickie. ‘Don't worry,’ he assures her,
‘my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk.’
As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and
suddenly gasps, ‘We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!’
‘No problem,’ he replies, ‘I'll get my wife's diaphragm.’ After
a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury.
‘That witch!’ he exclaims. ‘She took it with her! I always knew
she didn't trust me!’