A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says ‘I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla.’ He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: ‘What do you want, fat-head?’
The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, ‘Why did you call him that?’
‘I'll tell you why,’ says the dad. ‘There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along.’