A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny
mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the
top of the females thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone
without underwear.
The blonde realises he is staring and enquires, ‘Are you looking at
my pussy?’ ‘Yes, I'm sorry’ replies the man and promises to avert
his eyes.
‘It's quite alright,’ replies the woman, ‘It's very talented,
watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you.’ Sure enough the pussy
blows him a kiss.
The man, who is getting really interested, enquires what else the
wonder pussy can do. ‘I can also make it wink,’ says the woman. The
man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. ‘Come and sit next
to me,’ suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and
is asked, ‘Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?’
Stunned, the man replies, ‘Fuck me! Can it whistle as well?’